l'm off. Are you seeing Bill tonight?
Yeah, but just for a drink.
Nothing serious then?
The last thing l need right now is a relationship.
Especially one where we could be waving at each other...
...from opposite sides of the Atlantic.
He's probably being transferred to New York.
Oh no!
Oh yes ... which is why l'm taking a step back.
We should talk about this later.
Yeah, sure.
See you. Bye!
Oh sorry ... um ... l'm a bit lost. l'm trying to find a rehearsal room.
For The Broken Hearts?
Are you going to the audition? You don't look much like a singer.
Me? No. l'm a friend. A friend and an adviser.
ls that where you're going? l can't find the number.
Me neither. l've never been here before.
Hang on, l've got an idea.
- Hello? - Matt!
David! Hi! Just a minute, l'm taking a call ...
Matt!
Oh, right. Come in.
- For the audition? - Yeah.
Great. We're just this way.
Oh hello. ls that The Cosmic Harmony Centre?
Yes, l'm interested in joining one of your tai chi classes.
No, l've never tried it. But l do yoga every day.
l'm sure the contract's all right but you know what Helen's like.
And she's making Simon nervous, too.
You know, l'm doing you a big favour here.
Yeah, l really appreciate it.
l mean, l normally charge for legal advice...
...and l doubt that you could afford my hourly rate!
And you are...?
lggy.
Great! Er ... we're not quite ready at the moment.
Why don't you take a seat?
Whatever.
David, just one thing. lt's OK to video the candidates, isn't it?
'Candidates'? lt's not a job interview.
David?
As long as you don't use the video for commercial purposes, it's fine.
That's what l said.
That's brilliant. Thanks for your help, David.
You know, you still owe me the two hundred pounds...
- ...l lent you for Jane's TV. - l haven't forgotten it.
l'll start paying you back after our gig. You're a real mate.
OK, Melissa, can you tell us something about yourself?
Sure. Erm, my name's Melissa, but l guess you all know that by now...
...and l've always wanted to be a singer in a band.
ln fact, l've been in a band...
...and our records have sold all over the world.
Really?
You know, l had a number 27 hit in Norway...
...and got into the top one hundred in Luxembourg.
And we were pretty successful for about two years.
But then it all went wrong.
Our manager was sent to prison ... he was really horrible...
...he cheated us out of lots of money.
Uh huh.
But hey, we were young and innocent. Things happen.
How young?
Well, l was eight when l joined the band...
...so l guess l was ten when we split up.
Right.
So, could you sing something for us now?
Sure. l'd love to. l'd like to sing AmaZing Grace.
Amazing Grace, howsweet the sound ...
Hi. Hello, l'd like some information on your acupuncture classes, please.
Yeah, it's Jane Wilson. The address is ...
...number 9, Manchester Road, Oxford ...
OK, right.
What do you make of that?
He's amaZing. l had no idea he played the piano.
He's quite something, isn't he?
Maybe, but, like l said, he's not for me.
Oh come off it, Jane! You're craZy about him!
We're just having a bit of fun that's all.
We're just two ships passing in the night.
Well, l hope you won't be sending me an SOS!
That was hopeless. Ten singers ...
...and ten disasters.
What about Melissa?
Her singing was even worse than yours!
She's pretty fit though! ln an obvious way...
...that doesn't appeal to me.
l think we could all do with a drink.
Good idea.
l played in jaZZ clubs back home.
For a time l even thought about going professional...
...but you know ... work, money, career.
- Why don't you sing along? - Me?
- Why not? - l can't!
You're always singing at home.
Mustang Sally, guess you'd better slow thatmustang down.
Come on! Don't be shy.
Mustang Sally my baby, guess you'd betterslowyourmustang down.
You've been running all over town.
Iguess you'd betterputyour flat feet on the ground.
Allyou want to do is ride around Sally, ride Sally ride.
- Wow! - l think you've found your singer.
Absolutely.
What if Bill doesn't want to do it?
Bill?
Allyou want to do is ride around Sally, ride Sally ride.
One ofthese early mornings...
...you’re gonna be wiping those weeping eyes.